Hope on and off freely

Okay, we have three contenders for this week's Eanglish Trophy:

On my new scales- "The glass and your feet do not be wetted with water in order to a void you slide down!"

(I don't want to slide down the void!)

and

On "Cat Food Premium & Pet Snack Hairball Snack include fresh fish meat": "Excellent effect of restrict the cat's feces and pee. Including dietary fiber, protecting Obesity and Hairball".

(My cats are Tug and Tiki, though I admit Obesity and Hairball would be pretty cool names.)

But my favorite, I think, is on the brochure for the Daegu City Tour Bus: "Hope on and off freely."

I do.