Born to Run

I got tagged for a new game/questionnaire/self-analysis quiz on Facebook. I'm cutting and pasting my answers here, for those of you who, like me, have no sense of boundaries.

(Hey, try it... it's fun... just delete my answers and comments and put in yours. (If you do it, send me your results, huh? Fair's fair.)

And now, the quiz. verbatim:

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle [You can also use your Pandora channels on shuffle for this].
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag AT LEAST 10 friends (including me so I can see your results).
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY [I AM]?
Turn! Turn! Turn! (The Byrds)
(However I am, it isn't how I was an hour ago.)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
My Sweet Lord (George Harrison)
(Well, I *do* have a bit of an ego.)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Push (Matchbox Twenty)
(Physically? Attitudinally? Perhaps it performed the common Korean error of mistaking "P" for "B"?)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Ferry Cross the Mersey (Gerry and the Pacemakers)
(The title doesn't fit, but play the song and feel the music. Perfect.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
How to Save a Life (The Fray)
(I haven't eaten an animal since 1991.)

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
"Alison" (Elvis Costello)
(Oh, this is pathetic, and frightening. I had an English girlfriend named Alison, and this would have been true from 1975 to about 1981.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
So What (Pink)
(Oh, thank you *so much*, guys!)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Bleeding Love (Leona Lewis)
(Well, they've been gone for ten years, but... hmm.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Tusk (Fleetwood Mac)
(Republicans? What Lindsay Buckingham was referring to when he used this euphemism? Uhh...)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Blackbird (The Beatles)
(How very Dada.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Time of Your Life (Green Day)
(Yes.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
I Will Remember You (Sarah McLachlan)
(I do have a tendency to live in the past.)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I Will (The Beatles)
(Exactly. I will, not I mean to.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Lady Marmalade (Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink)
(What?! What is this doing on my iPod?)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues (Elton John)
(Oh, this is so far beyond funny. And sad.)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Here Comes the Sun (The Beatles)
(Are we talking reincarnation here, or na na na na hey hey goodbye? And will people bring balloons?)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
I Don't Want to Go Home (Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes)
(Where is that, exactly?)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Alison (Elvis Costello)
(Oh. Shut. Up.)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I'm Like a Bird (Nelly Furtado)
(Cool.)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
99 Luftballons (Nena)
(Was ist das? Is that an answer to my question about my funeral?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Put Your Records On (Corinne Bailey Rae)
(Ooookay...)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Born to Run (Bruce Springsteen)
(Yeah, okay, I'm shutting down and putting on my New Balances. Bye!)